Thursday, November 17, 2011

Probing the Board: A Care Bear Probed

This month the board said goodbye to one of our own, and the Probe said hello to a new / old board member. Wanna know more about the new Entertainment Chair? Read on!
Chomo mustache month...

What is your full name?
Gerald W. Johnson (Jerry, Jer-Bear) [He's also called the care bear sometimes. That one's my favorite]
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus?
I have been 3 different officers for the Kappa Sigma Fraternity. I have been a member of LDSSA, Psychology club, roteract, active minds, Greek council, videogame club, and billiards club
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
Psychology, and I will graduate this may and it took me 5 years
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
I am from a town called Poulsbo little west of Seattle; it’s at the top of the peninsula.
Apple juice or orange juice?
Orange Juice
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
I want to go ski diving, scuba dive in exotic places, become a doctor, pay off my debts, and learn to invest in stocks
What are three things you cannot live without?
My car, my wallet, my keys, my phone [and apparently he can't count...]
What is your favorite color?
Green
How would your friends best describe you?
Goofy, creative, spontaneous, p.i.t.a, sexy, determined, fun, confident, energetic, reliable, friendly, diligent, committed, selfless, charismatic, humble, outgoing, helping, swell, jovial, dedicated, jolly, driven [What's p.i.t.a?]
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Star Trek – James T Kirk because I started out breaking all the rules and then I became a leader. [Just don't start talking like Kirk and we can still work together...]
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
F*** what’s next [At least he's honest!]
What is next after wearing a bunny suit?
What is the one food you could never give up?
Meat
Do you like to sing in the shower?
      YES!!!!
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Not in Pocatello
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
Book and pleasure should never be in the same sentence, but I think it was a child called it. 
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Both I can sleep when I’m dead
Better slow down there!
Who is one of your role models and why?
Bums because every time I see them all I can think is get off your a** and get a job.
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
I have many but they only come out in the situations that they’re needed for. [I feel like               this is a cop out...]
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Leftover meat loaf, cheese, condiments, eggs, lettuce, tomato, onions, milk, butter, wine, some rotten in the back probably, and beer
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
He is also T-Pain...
Someone dead because I would want know what death feels like. [Wow. Unexpectedly morbid and fascinating. All at the same time.]
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Memories by Kid Cudi because all the crazy S*** I did last night will be the best memories.
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 
Italy, Greece, Norway, Sweden so I can see the things that are personal to me. [Expand please. How is this personal to you?]
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Confident, arrogant, reliable
Tell me a joke.
Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in. [Again with the morbid...]


Well the Probe has now said hello to the new / old Entertainment Chair (he was last years)! He is an interesting character just chock full of opinions. Hope you've enjoyed reading about him, and until next time

Probies, out!

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