Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Probing the Board: Stacey's Milkshake

Well it's that time again. Up next with the Probe is Stacey, our Family Events Programmer.


What did the Probe get out of her?
What is your full name?  
Stacey Michelle Larson Pearson
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus?     
Member of KDP  Kappa Delta Pi….the International Honors Society of Educators and the Family Event Programmer for the Student Activities Board
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
Jan 2010 and I am a Jr. in Elem. Ed
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
Pocatello and it is local and easy to get too
Apple juice or orange juice?
Orange juice with Malibu
Did we mention she's an expert shaved icer?
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
Ride a train, A cruise, visit Ireland, graduate from college, and find my prince charming
What is an embarrassing moment of yours?
1st date to a nice restaurant and was cutting my steak and it flew off the plate and onto the floor. [You should never mismanage your meat]
What are three things you cannot live without?
Jessica, Samantha, Joshua [Her three kids in case you couldn't guess], music, and Coke
What is your favorite color?
I don’t like to pick a favorite; I don’t want the others to be jealous.
How would your friend’s best describe you?
Talented, responsible, loving
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Queen Amidala
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Learning something new every day
What is the one food you could never give up?
Butter
Do you like to sing in the shower?
HELL YES and dance
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Teaching school and with my prince charming
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
The Wedding by Nicholas Sparks
She's all thumbs up in our eyes!
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
both
Who is one of your role models and why? 
            My grandmothers.  They were both strong women in their time and could get their              hands dirty and throw a glam party.  But the best thing is that they saw people for who they were and not the color of skin or religion or anything else that made them different than they were.  This I find admirable because of the time that they lived in, and what all they saw in their lifetime.
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
Wood working and catering
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Not much
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Marilyn Monroe, a few of my favorite quotes are: “If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” “Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”                           “I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.”
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Milkshake ... lol [LOVED this answer]
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 
Ireland for the rich history and castles
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Mother, responsible, and a pleaser
Tell me a joke.
      Why do leprechauns laugh as they run through the long grass?
      Because it tickles their lucky charms.

Well that was some full frontal Stacey for ya. Thanks for reading, and until next time.

Probies, out!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Probing the Board: A Care Bear Probed

This month the board said goodbye to one of our own, and the Probe said hello to a new / old board member. Wanna know more about the new Entertainment Chair? Read on!
Chomo mustache month...

What is your full name?
Gerald W. Johnson (Jerry, Jer-Bear) [He's also called the care bear sometimes. That one's my favorite]
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus?
I have been 3 different officers for the Kappa Sigma Fraternity. I have been a member of LDSSA, Psychology club, roteract, active minds, Greek council, videogame club, and billiards club
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
Psychology, and I will graduate this may and it took me 5 years
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
I am from a town called Poulsbo little west of Seattle; it’s at the top of the peninsula.
Apple juice or orange juice?
Orange Juice
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
I want to go ski diving, scuba dive in exotic places, become a doctor, pay off my debts, and learn to invest in stocks
What are three things you cannot live without?
My car, my wallet, my keys, my phone [and apparently he can't count...]
What is your favorite color?
Green
How would your friends best describe you?
Goofy, creative, spontaneous, p.i.t.a, sexy, determined, fun, confident, energetic, reliable, friendly, diligent, committed, selfless, charismatic, humble, outgoing, helping, swell, jovial, dedicated, jolly, driven [What's p.i.t.a?]
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Star Trek – James T Kirk because I started out breaking all the rules and then I became a leader. [Just don't start talking like Kirk and we can still work together...]
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
F*** what’s next [At least he's honest!]
What is next after wearing a bunny suit?
What is the one food you could never give up?
Meat
Do you like to sing in the shower?
      YES!!!!
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Not in Pocatello
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
Book and pleasure should never be in the same sentence, but I think it was a child called it. 
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Both I can sleep when I’m dead
Better slow down there!
Who is one of your role models and why?
Bums because every time I see them all I can think is get off your a** and get a job.
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
I have many but they only come out in the situations that they’re needed for. [I feel like               this is a cop out...]
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Leftover meat loaf, cheese, condiments, eggs, lettuce, tomato, onions, milk, butter, wine, some rotten in the back probably, and beer
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
He is also T-Pain...
Someone dead because I would want know what death feels like. [Wow. Unexpectedly morbid and fascinating. All at the same time.]
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Memories by Kid Cudi because all the crazy S*** I did last night will be the best memories.
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 
Italy, Greece, Norway, Sweden so I can see the things that are personal to me. [Expand please. How is this personal to you?]
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Confident, arrogant, reliable
Tell me a joke.
Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in. [Again with the morbid...]


Well the Probe has now said hello to the new / old Entertainment Chair (he was last years)! He is an interesting character just chock full of opinions. Hope you've enjoyed reading about him, and until next time

Probies, out!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Probing the Board: Turning the Probe on the Director

The Probe is now putting the Director of SAB in the hot seat. Let's see what we can get out of her.
The Quaker Oatmeal Man?

What is your full name?
Sheila R. Mitchell [So… what does the R. stand for?]
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus? 
In the past I was a member of the Student Anthropological Society, Bollywood Movie Club, Golden Key, and The Craft in Idaho Falls. I was also the Student of the Month in Idaho Falls in April of 2007. My past officer posts include the Librarian and President for the Student Anthropological Society, and the Treasurer for The Craft.  I am currently involved as a member in the following: Idaho Progressive Student Alliance, College Democrats, ISU QSA, National Society of Collegiate Scholars and the Secular Student Alliance. I was a volunteer for the Student Activities Board in 2010, the Family Programmer for 2010-2011, and now am the Director for the 2011-2012 year.
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
I am in the final year of my M.S. in Anthropology. I received my Bachelors Degree in Anthropology at ISU in 2009. So I have been here for a while.
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
I was born and raised in Southeast Idaho. I chose ISU, because it was close to home.
Apple juice or orange juice?
Both.
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
Graduate with my M.S., Obtain a Ph.D., Get a job, Move out of Idaho, and Traveling until I can’t.
What is an embarrassing moment of yours?
So not telling you! [Fail Sheila, fail.]
What are three things you cannot live without?
Chocolate, dancing, and friends.
Black light bowling awesomeness
What is your favorite color?
Purple. [It really is. Half her wardrobe I’d say. Good thing the Probe likes purple…]
How would your friends best describe you?
It depends on which friends you ask. [What kind of friends does she have? Hmmm]
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Hmm, Yoda. 
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Have you met me? [This could also count as her catchphrase]
What is the one food you could never give up?
Turkey Sandwiches.
Do you like to sing in the shower?
Yes!
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Not in Idaho.
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
Retribution.
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night Owl.
Workin' it for Equality
Who is one of your role models and why?
Queen Elizabeth I, because she was a strong independent woman. A quote “I will have here but one mistress and no master.”
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
Maybe I do and maybe I don’t! [Embarrassment gets you nowhere in life Sheila]
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
So not answering this question either.
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Wouldn’t you like to know! [Thank you for stating the obvious. The Probe asked. The Probe expects an answer]
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
It would change based on my moods, so a new song every 30 seconds or so. [Does someone have music ADD? I think so...]
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 
Europe, because of the amazing history that is in plain sight. Australia, because of its vast amount of differences from here. Africa, because of all of the interests I have there. Everywhere really, because each place has something new and exciting to see and learn.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Straight forward, opinionated, and thoughtful.
Tell me a joke.
Well as college students we say “C’s get degrees,” but really what does that get us. An example maybe!
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Well she may have failed to answer her fair share of questions, but she did go all out on the joke. This has been a peak into the mind’s eye of the SAB Director Sheila Mitchell, and until next time,

Probies, out!