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What is your full
name?
Sheila R.
Mitchell [So… what does the R. stand for?]
What is some of
your past and current involvement here on campus?
In the past I was
a member of the Student Anthropological Society, Bollywood Movie Club, Golden
Key, and The Craft in Idaho Falls. I was also the Student of the Month in Idaho
Falls in April of 2007. My past officer posts include the Librarian and
President for the Student Anthropological Society, and the Treasurer for The
Craft. I am currently involved as
a member in the following: Idaho Progressive Student Alliance, College
Democrats, ISU QSA, National Society of Collegiate Scholars and the Secular
Student Alliance. I was a volunteer for the Student Activities Board in 2010,
the Family Programmer for 2010-2011, and now am the Director for the 2011-2012
year.
What is your
major and how long have you been at ISU?
I am in the final
year of my M.S. in Anthropology. I received my Bachelors Degree in Anthropology
at ISU in 2009. So I have been here for a while.
Where are you from and why did you
decide to come to ISU?
I was born and
raised in Southeast Idaho. I chose ISU, because it was close to home.
Apple juice or
orange juice?
Both.
List 5 goals on
your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
Graduate with my
M.S., Obtain a Ph.D., Get a job, Move out of Idaho, and Traveling until I
can’t.
What is an
embarrassing moment of yours?
So not telling
you! [Fail
Sheila, fail.]
What are three
things you cannot live without?
Chocolate,
dancing, and friends.
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What is your
favorite color?
Purple. [It
really is. Half her wardrobe I’d say. Good thing the Probe likes purple…]
How would your
friends best describe you?
It depends on
which friends you ask. [What kind of friends does she have? Hmmm]
If you were a
Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Hmm, Yoda.
If someone wrote
a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Have you met me? [This
could also count as her catchphrase]
What is the one
food you could never give up?
Turkey Sandwiches.
Do you like to
sing in the shower?
Yes!
Where do you see
yourself in 10 years?
Not in Idaho.
What is the last
book you read for pleasure?
Retribution.
Are you a morning
person or a night owl?
Night Owl.
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Who is one of
your role models and why?
Queen Elizabeth I,
because she was a strong independent woman. A quote “I will have here but one mistress and no master.”
Do you have any
hidden talents? What are they?
Maybe I do and
maybe I don’t! [Embarrassment gets you nowhere in life Sheila]
What would I find
in your refrigerator right now?
So not answering
this question either.
If you could
trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or
dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Wouldn’t you like
to know! [Thank you for stating the obvious. The Probe asked. The Probe expects an answer]
If you had a
theme song, what would it be?
It would change
based on my moods, so a new song every 30 seconds or so. [Does someone have music ADD? I think so...]
Which areas of
the world would you like to explore and why?
Europe, because of
the amazing history that is in plain sight. Australia, because of its vast
amount of differences from here. Africa, because of all of the interests I have
there. Everywhere really, because each place has something new and exciting to
see and learn.
How would you
describe yourself in three words?
Straight forward,
opinionated, and thoughtful.
Tell me a joke.
Well as college
students we say “C’s get degrees,” but really what does that get us. An example
maybe!
ATTORNEY: Doctor,
before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you
check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you
check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then
it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can
you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because
his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see,
but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it
is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Well she may have failed to answer
her fair share of questions, but she did go all out on the joke. This has been a
peak into the mind’s eye of the SAB Director Sheila Mitchell, and until next
time,
Probies, out!
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