Join Us for a Month of Ghosts, Superheroes, and Glammed-Out Transvestites

The leaves are changing, the temperature is dropping, and the rising sense of dread is coming back to us all; this can mean only one thing: October is here. Your protecting overlords here at the SAB have a plethora of ways to entertain and keep you safe this month of terror. Excited? Read on. Terrified? Read on. Indifferent? Why are you here then?!

There are plenty of non-haunted events occurring in October. We have our monthly bingo, mid-terms stress busters, and hell, even speed dating. But none of that really matters when compared to the concoction of horror that awaits those who are patient at month's end.

Am I just talking things up? Is there really anything worth noting that SAB is presenting to you lowly peasants for this All Hallow's Eve? Are you really doubting me, a goodly soul that belittles non-SAB members and hyper-sexualizes actual ones? Take a gander below and tell me what you think.

Coming to a Ballroom near you on the 23rd day, we present to you SEIPO, the Southeast Idaho Paranormal Organization! The resident ghost hunters will lead us all on a trip into Idaho State University's haunted past. Having conducted their research ahead of time, come watch the grand unveiling of this new, never-before-seen footage at 7pm and discover just where the specters on campus reside.  Not to mention, a few lucky individuals who show up to the show first will join the ghost hunters on a very special haunted tour of campus. See all the places said to be the links to world beyond; maybe you'll even encounter a visage from beyond the grave!

Two days after the dead visit campus, a whole new crowd comes to town. Starting at 8pm in Reed Gym, SAB brings you the cult classic, the Rocky Horror Picture Show. Come decked out in costume, get your prop kit at the door, and let's do the Time Warp AGAIN! Remember though, we are  not gods, and thus only have a limited number of prop kits to give; specifically speaking, we have 150 for those in costume only. It's just a jump to the left, after all.

Our final ploy in our Haunted Triumvirate is our annual Boo-tacular! Going on for 5 years now, join us  for the Halloween carnival kids look forward to every year. With various games sponsored by the plethora of clubs on campus, this is a family-friendly party, a night for kids to remember for years. The festivities start at 6pm, again in the Ballroom. You'll find us by the League of SAB Goodness, meaning some freak accident will have left each Chair with newly endowed super powers. Whether you see me as the Dark Knight of Gotham, or our benevolent director as the wondrous Wonder Woman, no child need fear the night again!

You stay classy, Pocatello!
The Probies