Probing Deep: Courting Carli the Catty Cutie

Greeting y'all! My apologies for the lateness of this week's post. We ran into this thing called "no time" and for some reason couldn't get to the post until today. For those of you just joining us, we're the Probies, the guides (and Chairs...) of the enigmatic Student Activities Board. Here's what you've missed last week!

On Tuesday the 11th, SAB held a tourney worthy of the bards: water pong! As part of our "Drug Free in Week 3" campaign, 16 teams competed in single elimination until there was only one winning team, whose prize was a set of high quality ping tables. 

The children of our gracious leader, educating themselves with a former Chair,  Lady Kelsey Proctor (in black).

Two days late, we began the game of volleyball where no one coud escape unpainted. It was epic, colorful, and for those of us who got wet, freezing. In short, it was a typical SAB outdoors event. For only holding a smallish amount of people, things sure got crazy!

Action shot!

Now, we would say that was a fun week. So much so, that it was decided that we needed to know more about where these events came from; in short, Carli, the madam of the Education Chair, was forced to sit down with the Probie who writes.

Here she is, in all her glory!

1.     What is your full name?

·      Carli Renee’ Oeding

2.     What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus?

·     Obviously, I am a part of SAB. I am also apart of the Women’s Rugby Team, Dodgeball Intramurals, and Flag Football Intramurals

3.     What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?

·      Pre-Med, specifically Pediatrics. This is my 2^nd year at ISU!

4.     Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?

·      I am from Salmon Idaho. I decided to come here because I loved the campus and people and I became a part of the First Year Scholars.

Fellow FYS kiddie! 

5.     If you were a comic book hero or villain, what would your name, powers, and arch nemesis be?

·      My superhero name would be Thunder, my power would be Teleportation and my arch nemesis would be Lightening!

Anyone else confused on how Thunder equals teleportation? Unless her ports make a thunder-like noise when she arrives at places. 

6.     List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.

·      I would like to become a Pediatrician

·      Skydive/ bungee jump

·      Visit each state in the United States at least once

·      Have a home is Mexico

·      Pay for a month long vacation for my parents

7.     Tell me about a scar you have and how you got it.

·      I have a scar above my right eyebrow. My brother and I were playing rollie pollie, which is on the trampoline where one person rolls and the other jumps over the roller. I jumped a little too aggressively over him and caught my foot in the springs where I plummeted to the ground. On the way down my forehead and the porch and railroad tie met. I broke my thumb and was rushed to the hospital where I got six stitches!

8.     What are three things you cannot live without?

·      My king size bed

·      Chai Tea

·      Internet

If any of you were wondering, she originally had Karnation and her man on this list in place of the last two... Kinky, eh?

9.     What is your favorite color?

·      Turquoise!!!!!!!

10.  How would your friends best describe you?

·      My friends would probably describe my as a lunatic. I am very spontaneous and so most times people don’t know how to handle my personality. Usually I bring people out of their shell whether I have to force them out or the willingly decide to.

11.  If you were a Harry Potter character, which one would it be?

·      I would be Hagrid! Because he loves animals, everyone has to look up to him, and he’s smoking hot!

She likes 'em big, boys! How does her man compare? 

12.  If you were to be on the cover of a magazine in 10 years, what would it the magazine be and what would the article be about?

·      Cosmopolitan. The article would have to be about how Ryan Gosling proposed to me!

13.  If you had to eat only one food for a year, what would it be?

·      I would pick tuna. As gross as that sounds I love me some tuna!

Ewwwww... *insert gif of Kristen Wiig from Bridesmaids (you know the one)*

14.  Do you like to sing in the shower?

·      Ummm, duh doesn’t everyone. I can sing Grenade better than almost anyone I know….. as long as no one is listening.

15.  What kind of dinosaur did you want to be when you were younger? What about now?

·      I wanted to be Ducky from the Land Before Time. I still want to be Ducky, shes like the coolest character in the whole movie!

16.  What is the last book you read for pleasure?

·      Kama-sutra

Woot woot! Get some! And knowing her relationship status, well ahem, this could be happening as I write this. 

17.  Besides Facebook, what website do you spend the most time on?

·      Pinterest!!!! I am an excellent pinner! Follow me!

18.  Who is one of your role models and why?  

·      My mom, hands down. She is the strongest person I’ve ever met, a successful business woman, and has a heart of gold. She has always been my best friend and the person I turn to when nothing makes any sense or when there seems like there is no light at the end of the tunnel.

19.  Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?

·      As Ryan says, “I am sickly double jointed in my fingers.” I have an extreme hitchhikers thumb and all my fingers can pop out of the joint.

This is Ryan the guy who writes these, not Gosling. Sorry ladies, Gosling wasn't able to make it to the interview...

20.  What would I find in your trash can right now?

·      Tons of recyclables because my roommate is a recycle freak. I have now learned almost everything can and WILL be recycled.

I said trash can, not recycling bin. I think the Education Chair needs some edumacation. 

21.  If you could have lunch with any person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?

·      Ryan Gosling. He needs to know that I am his future wife!

Hmmmm I smell a restraining order in your future!

22.  If you had a theme song, what would it be?

·      Thunderstuck by ACDC, to go along with my super hero name!

23.  Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 

·      All of them if I could but at the top of my list is Mexico and Ireland because they are so different than what I am used to seeing.

24.  How would you describe yourself in three words?

·      Spontaneous

·      Loyal

·      Adventurous

25.  Tell me a joke.

·      Why did the chicken cross the road? (Why?) To get to your house…..

WAIT WAIT. That one sucked. Knock Knock… (Whos there) THE CHICKEN!

Someone likes Laffy Taffy jokes a little too much. 
Carli definitely gave us some interesting answers. At least we know who the most into it person on the Board is now... 

Schedule of events, just in case you can't read.

Also y'all, don't forget, next week is the week of hellishly epic proportions: Homecoming. We hope to see y'all there at EVERYTHING!


You stay classy, Pocatello!
-The Probies