Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Probing the Board: Stacey's Milkshake

Well it's that time again. Up next with the Probe is Stacey, our Family Events Programmer.


What did the Probe get out of her?
What is your full name?  
Stacey Michelle Larson Pearson
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus?     
Member of KDP  Kappa Delta Pi….the International Honors Society of Educators and the Family Event Programmer for the Student Activities Board
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
Jan 2010 and I am a Jr. in Elem. Ed
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
Pocatello and it is local and easy to get too
Apple juice or orange juice?
Orange juice with Malibu
Did we mention she's an expert shaved icer?
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
Ride a train, A cruise, visit Ireland, graduate from college, and find my prince charming
What is an embarrassing moment of yours?
1st date to a nice restaurant and was cutting my steak and it flew off the plate and onto the floor. [You should never mismanage your meat]
What are three things you cannot live without?
Jessica, Samantha, Joshua [Her three kids in case you couldn't guess], music, and Coke
What is your favorite color?
I don’t like to pick a favorite; I don’t want the others to be jealous.
How would your friend’s best describe you?
Talented, responsible, loving
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Queen Amidala
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Learning something new every day
What is the one food you could never give up?
Butter
Do you like to sing in the shower?
HELL YES and dance
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Teaching school and with my prince charming
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
The Wedding by Nicholas Sparks
She's all thumbs up in our eyes!
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
both
Who is one of your role models and why? 
            My grandmothers.  They were both strong women in their time and could get their              hands dirty and throw a glam party.  But the best thing is that they saw people for who they were and not the color of skin or religion or anything else that made them different than they were.  This I find admirable because of the time that they lived in, and what all they saw in their lifetime.
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
Wood working and catering
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Not much
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Marilyn Monroe, a few of my favorite quotes are: “If you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” “Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.” “It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.”                           “I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it.”
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Milkshake ... lol [LOVED this answer]
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 
Ireland for the rich history and castles
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Mother, responsible, and a pleaser
Tell me a joke.
      Why do leprechauns laugh as they run through the long grass?
      Because it tickles their lucky charms.

Well that was some full frontal Stacey for ya. Thanks for reading, and until next time.

Probies, out!

Thursday, November 17, 2011

Probing the Board: A Care Bear Probed

This month the board said goodbye to one of our own, and the Probe said hello to a new / old board member. Wanna know more about the new Entertainment Chair? Read on!
Chomo mustache month...

What is your full name?
Gerald W. Johnson (Jerry, Jer-Bear) [He's also called the care bear sometimes. That one's my favorite]
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus?
I have been 3 different officers for the Kappa Sigma Fraternity. I have been a member of LDSSA, Psychology club, roteract, active minds, Greek council, videogame club, and billiards club
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
Psychology, and I will graduate this may and it took me 5 years
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
I am from a town called Poulsbo little west of Seattle; it’s at the top of the peninsula.
Apple juice or orange juice?
Orange Juice
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
I want to go ski diving, scuba dive in exotic places, become a doctor, pay off my debts, and learn to invest in stocks
What are three things you cannot live without?
My car, my wallet, my keys, my phone [and apparently he can't count...]
What is your favorite color?
Green
How would your friends best describe you?
Goofy, creative, spontaneous, p.i.t.a, sexy, determined, fun, confident, energetic, reliable, friendly, diligent, committed, selfless, charismatic, humble, outgoing, helping, swell, jovial, dedicated, jolly, driven [What's p.i.t.a?]
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Star Trek – James T Kirk because I started out breaking all the rules and then I became a leader. [Just don't start talking like Kirk and we can still work together...]
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
F*** what’s next [At least he's honest!]
What is next after wearing a bunny suit?
What is the one food you could never give up?
Meat
Do you like to sing in the shower?
      YES!!!!
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Not in Pocatello
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
Book and pleasure should never be in the same sentence, but I think it was a child called it. 
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Both I can sleep when I’m dead
Better slow down there!
Who is one of your role models and why?
Bums because every time I see them all I can think is get off your a** and get a job.
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
I have many but they only come out in the situations that they’re needed for. [I feel like               this is a cop out...]
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Leftover meat loaf, cheese, condiments, eggs, lettuce, tomato, onions, milk, butter, wine, some rotten in the back probably, and beer
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
He is also T-Pain...
Someone dead because I would want know what death feels like. [Wow. Unexpectedly morbid and fascinating. All at the same time.]
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Memories by Kid Cudi because all the crazy S*** I did last night will be the best memories.
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 
Italy, Greece, Norway, Sweden so I can see the things that are personal to me. [Expand please. How is this personal to you?]
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Confident, arrogant, reliable
Tell me a joke.
Why are there gates around cemeteries? Because people are dying to get in. [Again with the morbid...]


Well the Probe has now said hello to the new / old Entertainment Chair (he was last years)! He is an interesting character just chock full of opinions. Hope you've enjoyed reading about him, and until next time

Probies, out!

Wednesday, November 9, 2011

Probing the Board: Turning the Probe on the Director

The Probe is now putting the Director of SAB in the hot seat. Let's see what we can get out of her.
The Quaker Oatmeal Man?

What is your full name?
Sheila R. Mitchell [So… what does the R. stand for?]
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus? 
In the past I was a member of the Student Anthropological Society, Bollywood Movie Club, Golden Key, and The Craft in Idaho Falls. I was also the Student of the Month in Idaho Falls in April of 2007. My past officer posts include the Librarian and President for the Student Anthropological Society, and the Treasurer for The Craft.  I am currently involved as a member in the following: Idaho Progressive Student Alliance, College Democrats, ISU QSA, National Society of Collegiate Scholars and the Secular Student Alliance. I was a volunteer for the Student Activities Board in 2010, the Family Programmer for 2010-2011, and now am the Director for the 2011-2012 year.
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
I am in the final year of my M.S. in Anthropology. I received my Bachelors Degree in Anthropology at ISU in 2009. So I have been here for a while.
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
I was born and raised in Southeast Idaho. I chose ISU, because it was close to home.
Apple juice or orange juice?
Both.
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
Graduate with my M.S., Obtain a Ph.D., Get a job, Move out of Idaho, and Traveling until I can’t.
What is an embarrassing moment of yours?
So not telling you! [Fail Sheila, fail.]
What are three things you cannot live without?
Chocolate, dancing, and friends.
Black light bowling awesomeness
What is your favorite color?
Purple. [It really is. Half her wardrobe I’d say. Good thing the Probe likes purple…]
How would your friends best describe you?
It depends on which friends you ask. [What kind of friends does she have? Hmmm]
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Hmm, Yoda. 
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
Have you met me? [This could also count as her catchphrase]
What is the one food you could never give up?
Turkey Sandwiches.
Do you like to sing in the shower?
Yes!
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Not in Idaho.
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
Retribution.
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night Owl.
Workin' it for Equality
Who is one of your role models and why?
Queen Elizabeth I, because she was a strong independent woman. A quote “I will have here but one mistress and no master.”
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
Maybe I do and maybe I don’t! [Embarrassment gets you nowhere in life Sheila]
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
So not answering this question either.
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Wouldn’t you like to know! [Thank you for stating the obvious. The Probe asked. The Probe expects an answer]
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
It would change based on my moods, so a new song every 30 seconds or so. [Does someone have music ADD? I think so...]
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 
Europe, because of the amazing history that is in plain sight. Australia, because of its vast amount of differences from here. Africa, because of all of the interests I have there. Everywhere really, because each place has something new and exciting to see and learn.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Straight forward, opinionated, and thoughtful.
Tell me a joke.
Well as college students we say “C’s get degrees,” but really what does that get us. An example maybe!
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.
Well she may have failed to answer her fair share of questions, but she did go all out on the joke. This has been a peak into the mind’s eye of the SAB Director Sheila Mitchell, and until next time,

Probies, out!

Monday, October 24, 2011

Probing the Board: Going in Deep with Cory Winter

The Probe set it's sights this time on our Education Programmer Cory. What did he give up to the Probe? Read on and find out.

What is your full name?
Cory J. Winter
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus?
Peer Advisor for Central Academic Advising, President of the International Affairs Council, Secretary of the ISU College Dems, Vice President of Pi Sigma Alpha, Secretary of the Pre-Law Association, President of the ISU LGBTSA, 2Great4Hate (ISU Chapter), Union Program Council, Student Activities Board Committee Member, Student Activities Board Educational Events Programmer, ASISU Senator for the College of Arts & Letters [and this is the abridged version I'm sure]
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
Political Science (emphasis in Constitutional Law, Gender Equality, and Social Justice Theory); minor in Women’s Studies (emphasis in Gender Issues). Attending ISU since Fall 2009.
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
New London, WI (20 minutes outside of Green Bay, WI); came to ISU because in-state tuition in Wisconsin is about $16,000 and ISU’s tuition is only $5,000; mother graduated from ISU’s College of Pharmacy in 1996.
Apple juice or orange juice?
Orange juice.
Sleeping on the job...
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
Become President of the U.S.; get married on the White House lawn; own a quaint country cottage in rural England; establish a school for the tolerant; change the world for my children. [If you've never met Mr. Winter, you might think he's kidding. He's not. And if you think he can't, he'll prove you wrong]
What is an embarrassing moment of yours?
Never telling. [Wuss]
What are three things you cannot live without?
Oxygen, water, food.
What is your favorite color?
Green.
How would your friends best describe you?
Rude, blunt, ambitious, driven, impatient, judgmental, confident.
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
Yoda. [It's because he secretly wishes he were short ... and green]
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
A Biography of Cory Winter.
What is the one food you could never give up?
I know I can give up anything, if I become addicted to something I immediately restrain myself from it. [All I will say to this is ... Chips and Salsa]
Do you like to sing in the shower?
No.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Preparing for my tenure in Congress.
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
Oh the places you’ll go – Dr. Seuss
Working on his Yoga Booty
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Night owl.
Who is one of your role models and why?
Alexander of Macedonia; he had a vision beyond anyone else could fathom and he obtained it. Adversity, triumph, and hardship plagued his whole life but he’s changed the world.
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
None that I’d publicly admit to.
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Vegan food and lots of wine.
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
Jared Leto.
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
Flow Like Water
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why?
I never plan to stop traveling; I’m not trying to find myself… I’m living.
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Yes I can.
Tell me a joke.
Not much for joke telling.


Thanks again for reading, and until next time,

Probies, out!

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Probing the Board: Entertaining Brooke


The SAB Entertainment Chair has some questions to answer to the Probe. Read on to find out more about this bubbly, side-scrunchy wearing, individual.
What is your full name?
Brooke Elizabeth Millward!
What is some of your past and current involvement here on campus?
Ambassadors, SAB, LDSSA, institute women’s choir accompanist
What is your major and how long have you been at ISU?
Dental Hygiene, this is my 3rd year J
Where are you from and why did you decide to come to ISU?
Boise, and I love the friendly atmosphere. I feel like I matter and can be recognized here rather than just be a number. The dental hygiene program was a big factor as well.
Apple juice or orange juice?
Apple.
Homecoming Royalty in our eyes
List 5 goals on your life’s to-do and/or bucket list.
Go skydiving, learn the guitar, make a difference in someone’s life, travel across Europe, and compose a piano piece.
What is an embarrassing moment of yours?
When I locked a lunch lady in the freezer during my lunch helper days in elementary! [I guess she didn’t like the fish sticks that day]
What are three things you cannot live without?
Popcorn, chapstick, and my faith/religion!
What is your favorite color?
Can I have 2?? Because purple and blue are both just too fabulous to pick one! [Always gotta be difficult…]
Mmmm...cake
How would your friends best describe you?
Hmmm. Silly and trustworthy!
If you were a Star Trek [or Star Wars] character, which one would it be?
According to one of my nicknames, I would suit the role of Wookie/Chewbacca quite nicely. But if I had the choice, of course Princess Lea! Who could resist those braided buns?!
If someone wrote a biography about you, what do you think the title should be?
“Yes, all these events really did happen to one person.” [To say she is accident-prone … would be an injustice to accident-prone people everywhere.]
What is the one food you could never give up?
Pizza!
Do you like to sing in the shower?
Yes, of course!
"When I wear a side-scrunchy, all is right with the world."
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
I will be working as a dental hygienist, hopefully married, and starting a family!
What is the last book you read for pleasure?
I don’t read for pleasure….school takes up too much time! Haha. Sad, I know. But if I had to pick one, it would be “The Secret Journal of Brett Colton.”
Are you a morning person or a night owl?
Neither!! I really like my sleep haha
Who is one of your role models and why?
My older brother, Josh. He is so supportive and loving in every way, and he is my best friend. He always knows when to call and say just what I need to hear. He is genuine in all of his relationships and never excludes anyone-he is always lending a hand to help anyone in need. I hope that I have a son like him someday. [Cuuuuuuutteee]
Do you have any hidden talents? What are they?
Yes. I can make a dang good chicken dinner! I also have a history of being a parade/performance baton twirler. Velvet leotard, red lipstick included. ;) [I think we now have an SAB event idea. Who wants to see Brooke perform?]
What would I find in your refrigerator right now?
Applesauce, homemade canned peaches and pears, sugar-free chocolate pudding, slimfast drinks, and stuff to make delicious quesadillas!
So not a morning person
If you could trade places with any other person for a week, famous or not famous, living or dead, real or fictional, with whom would it be?
My grandmother.
If you had a theme song, what would it be?
“God bless the broken Road” by Rascal Flatts, because I feel like there are several interpretations to that song and my life is always throwing new curveballs my way. My dad will text or call me when he listens to that song and tells me it always makes him think of me. I like to listen to that song for comfort. And I’m such a fan of Rascal Flatts, it had to be one of their songs! ;)
Which areas of the world would you like to explore and why? 
As vague and non-specific as this may be, I want to travel all around the world! I think there is so much to learn about the history of the world in each area that I could never absorb enough culture and information from just one or two areas! [The Probe sees a pattern with SAB; we all like to travel!]
How would you describe yourself in three words?
Dedicated, faithful, and willing.
Tell me a joke.  
Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: They go to the mooovies!! [And what does Brooke for entertainment? Eat popcorn!]
POPCORN
Do you feel like you know the SAB Entertainment chair a little better? Unfortunately though… she is resigning her post with us! So, if you’re interested in being the next SAB Entertainment Chair apply online or in the involvement center. Brooke, we hardly knew ye.

Probies, out!